SHHH 2nd Annual Red Dress Run
In Attendance: Everyone!!!
Virgins: More than Allah promises are in Heaven, courtesy of Church Van Gangbang
ON-After: Tin Roof
ON-After-After: A nice house in the middle of no where, thanks to Alice in Lickerland
and Twatanic
As always, please forgive this Hasher for the transgressions he is about to write, for he might still be a little drunk from the Hash and can’t remember much right now.
However, trail 53 was a hot one! Not only because of all the hot red dresses that where being proudly displayed by the guys and girls alike, but also because the temperature in the Vista happened to be a scorching 102 degrees. Wanting to try and beat the heat like a red headed step child, we quickly convened the opening circle to the 2nd Annual Red Dress Run, explained the trail marking to our virgins-o-plenty and then headed off to
meet our hares at the first of many bars that so tenderly decided to allow 50 plus red dress wearing wankers to visit their establishments.
We cooled off a bit from the sweltering heat at the Wild Hare, by having a few beers and for some of the more daring in the group: a brief squat in their ice cold kiddie pool, that was kindly already set up in advance to our arrival. That is until an impromptu water
balloon fight took place inside the Wild Hare, at which point we left to seek out our next oasis from the summer heat.
Our hares so kindly decided that our next stop for this group of wankers, all in red dresses, would be The Big Ugly. There we all had a few beers, some laughs (some were with us and some were at us) and generally a good time was had by all. From The Big Ugly we went to get our two year deep traditional photo shoot standing on the steps of the state capitol building.
Having taken all the photos that we could do without getting arrested for indecency, we left the state house to visit a bar called PTs 1109, the one and only Gentleman’s Gentleman’s club on the trail to have an elevated dance platform. This enabled some of our hashers to show off their fairly drunk dance moves, some for better and some for worse. After the dancing we tossed with a few rounds of Lemon Drops donated by the Peach Fuzz Hashers that were present. Now it was time to head out to get some adult beverages of the slushy kind from Wet Willies.
At Wet Willies it was decided that the upstairs area will be perfect for the closing circle . This is most likely due to the fact that they have air conditioning and frozen drinks to help stem the tide of the heat outside. With that the virgins were ousted once again and the hares got the usual Shitty Trail rating. Then it was off to the ON-After at the Tin Roof for some and straight to the ON-After-After for others.
With that being said, I am still a bit hung over from last night, so it is time to move on to the next SHHH trail. Until then my fellow hasher, “may the Hash go in peace, may the Hash get a piece”.
On-On!
2nd Class Cunt
