Hash Trash #14– Valentine’s Hash
Hares: Okie and Drama
In Attendance: Nantucket Sleighride, Delivery Boy, NNMark, NNKamilo
Visitors:
From Korea: Flacido Piaso a.k.a. Ready Whipped
From Carolina Trashers: Chicken Fucker
Okie and Drama pre-laid a WONDERFUL trail full of shiggy, swamps, two beer stops and a free-for-all slide down a snow covered hill. Sadly, the hounds had other ideas. After the hares left to go prepare the potluck dinner, the hounds made it about 50 yards before they were up to their knees in ice cold Carolina swamp water (not part of the trail mind you). Then they made it about 100 yards in before they found the tail end of the trail and wound their way back to Okie’s house. And in such a remarkably short amount of time, we lost a hasher along the way.
In attempt to find Delivery Boy, Drama and Chicken Fucker set out to re-hash the trail and pick up the beer that had yet to be found. After everyone had made it back and the beer had been recovered Circle was held in Okie’s garage.
NNMark was called into circle for naming and then made to strip down and make a snow angel in Okie’s yard. He was given the opportunity to go to the backyard…but fearless as ever, he opted to give the neighbors an unobstructed view of his half-naked angel making skills.
After having him sit in the snow bare-assed while we went through his possible names…we finally cut him a break and announced his new hash name. Forevermore NNMark will be known throughout the hash world as: SNOWBALL ANGEL. Part sex act, part innocent fun…and frankly that sums up NNMark pretty well.
